Colcannon on Saint Patrick’s Day

 This is a natural dish to love for a Norwegian-American. For me and the friends I hang out with in the West Country, kale is the ingredient in colcannon. Many Irish cooks use cabbage – of many kinds. A few use only green onions. All use plenty of butter.

I cook the potatoes and carrots like you always would. Make mashed potatoes whatever way you want. Then fold in parboiled kale to the mashed potatoes. Parboiling make them softer and don’t compete with the texture of the potatoes. If you have kids, you’ll know what I’m talking about. Also this is a great way to get that one kid to eat more roughage and vegetables. If you have never tried this and like mashed potatoes, go for it!

So here is the dinner or lunch. In the background is a cross-bun from the bakery. I’ll always tell you if I didn’t make it. I have gotten “hot dogs” and colcannon in pubs, but it is usually sausages.

The religious significance of the cross-bun and upcoming Easter is ancient. Saint Patrick is somewhat related.

There are a few things about St. Paddy we don’t need to mention. (I can hear Sister Mary from Ennis, County Clare now, “Are ya causin’ trouble Maírtín?”)

– don’t know really?

But Saint Patrick wasn’t that Irish. He was born in the border lands between Wales and Scotland, not on the isle at all. He also spent most of his life living in France. And, there were plenty of places in Ireland Saint Patrick didn’t go; Clare, County Ennis was one of them. And, all those snakes?? Not so much. Many scholars believe it was symbolic for driving the pagans under ground.

But there is much to be proud about. And, today it is all about Colcannon for me. Happy Saint Patrick’s Day!!

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Warm Shrimp at the Docks in Oslo

Shrimp OsloMy first taste of fresh shrimp came as a little boy exploring among the returning shrimp boats at the dock in front of Oslo city hall. The smell of warm and freshly cooked shrimp wasn’t all. It was about handing coins over to a fisherman and a stranger. It was about returning with a full bag, feeling like a big boy. It was about uncles and family, peeling and eating the shrimp, throwing the shells into the harbor – along with me. But more than anything it was about tasting your first shrimp, cooked the way they should be cooked, by a man who knew how.

In the picture below there is also the ferry that would take us to our summer cabin a few miles out, into the Oslo Fjord.

Shrimp Boat and Ferry

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Scandinavian Shrimp Sandwich

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Good food and feeding friends are really one thing to me. Sometimes I stand in a store, looking at food, and say to myself, “I know who would like this.” I cook. I feed friends.

Above are the ingredients for an open-faced shrimp sandwich that you can get in any deli or coffee shop in Scandinavia. This is the nine minutes miniature version.

With the nine minutes, this requires some shrimp, dill, mayo, lemon wedges, a sliced tomato, and slices of baguette. Looking at the picture below, just assemble. When you are ready to eat, squeeze some lemon juice on top of the shrimp and “dig” in.

Take a slice. Close your eyes and see yourself at the edge of a fjord – with gentle summer breezes washing over you. In other words, “A good life.”

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Choose Kindness

I am older now, with a gray-white beard. I was always polite, with manners to match. But it is only in the last twenty years that I began to consciously focus on kindness. Though I occasionally fail, I would call it a practice. And I will give you an example of what I’m talking about.

I’m not totally convinced about astrology, but I do believe in a “Scorpio tongue” because I have one. The words in the past came fast and too often a bit piercing. I have hurt people in my past, and it has always grieved me. It was never my intention.

So, anyway; years ago, right after 9/11, a man scowled at me and said in an unfriendly way, “Are you a Muslim?” (I am a blue-eyed Norwegian, but I did have a sizable beard.)

“No,” I said and took a step towards him, “I’m an Ex-Lutheran and an Ethical Christian. (I’m not religious, but one who believes in the ethical guidance of the gospels.) What are you?”

With a slight surprise at the turn in the conversation, he said, “I’m Catholic.”

“Oh yeah,” I said. “The priests and the boy-fucking and all that? Were you ever, you know, bent over the altar with your pants around your ankles?”

The conversation he started had gone upside down, and he was now truly uncomfortable. Emotionally, he looked embarrassed about his church.

Like a hermit crab, deep in his shell, he said, “No, we had good priests.”

Then I finished him off.

“Well, maybe you were just too ugly.”

He had been mean to me. I had been mean right back at him. When he slinked off, I had lost the opportunity for communication. He had been willing to talk, but I had blown it. I could have done something good; instead, I just wanted to win. Or, maybe I just wanted him to lose.

That is not me anymore. I know now and have proven it to myself many times since that day: kindness is powerful.


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Kindness Is Powerful

I didn’t know this simple license plate frame could stir up the universe – all of it good or interesting. Mostly I get smiles and nods. But some just need to ask the question, “Why?”

Well to me, that is like asking a vacuum salesman why his vacuums are any good. I’m not very talkative, but I do slide in some kindness-tools that can change the world. Not a full on sermon mind you. Just enough to let them feel the possibilities.


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WooCommerce and wordpress. Now I have to learn how a shopping cart software works.

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So, this is social media?

I hope learning about social media is worth it. There is certainly a lot to learn. My favorite technology development is the fork. So, let us see where this takes me. Still like delivering my products personally.

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Why Should I blog?

I have always sold my craft by word of mouth. But people say I need to use social media. I’m not sure about that, but I’ll give it a try. So, stay tuned for pics and posts.

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